This month's honorees for being really extra-stupid are this duo I run into at my gym. My nickname for them has stuck with some of the other trainers.
"The Gruesome Twosome." Don't worry. I'm not posting a photo of them. It would break the internet.
Two women who clog up the machines by doing a minimum of exercise and a maximum of chatter. One of them is actually a Sony Studios executive. I don't worry about her reading this blog entry. After all, her computer was hacked a few months back. Meanwhile, she's probably 60, desperately trying to look 50, and has had such bad plastic surgery that she looks 70.
Her gym partner is this uber-hefty woman of color who rows for five minutes and then gabs for fifteen in her personal regimen. Her jaw muscles are perfectly toned. But, the rest of her? I guess the word "uber" fits. She's as big as a taxicab.
Well, as unsightly as they are to look at, I'm always amused to hear their conversation. Because they are the embodiment of the perfect and phony Hollywood liberal. They are so far left that even Obama would gasp. And when you hear them talk incessantly regarding all the big political talking points of the day, you totally understand how far our country has fallen down the rabbit hole.
Okay, don't get me wrong. Regular readers to this daily nonsense know that I'm a two-party hater when it comes to political parties in America. To find a balanced discussion these days is akin to finding out where Jimmy Hoffa is buried. But, with these two dumbbells who bow nightly to their queen Rachel Madcow, you really, really wonder how much worse it can get.
Of course, the big topic that these two trolls have been kvetching about is Hillary Clinton. Both of these slobs have already been to fund raisers for her 2016 campaign. And they don't want to hear anything about the scandals that are currently consuming their appointed savior.
"We have to make sure we remain in control of this country."
Hmmm. That sounds like something the brainwashed Hitler youth might have said in 1939.
You'd have to be the dumbest person on the planet or an OJ Simpson juror to know that there is definitely a lot of nefarious doings around the Clinton Foundation. Allegedly taking money from foreign leaders for favors. Raising
Bill's speech price from $175,000 to $500,000. Oh, and 30,000 e-mails that disappear from your own personal server. Yeah, nothing going on here.
Hillary has approached this 2016 campaign as if it's her divine right to be President. Because, well, she got screwed over by the last mistake America made and, heck, she is a woman. But, a sane and logical person like me looks at her ultra-poor stint as Secretary of State as well as the extremely shaded and likely illegal business practices and says, "whoa!"
Not so the two lummoxes in my gym who are now red hot mad over the pounding their candidate is taking at the hands of the right.
Puh-leze!
"It's a conspiracy."
"They don't want her because she's a woman."
"She is absolutely perfect."
Huh, huh, and HUH???
Hillary Clinton clearly has major issues right now and they should prevent her from running for President. In balanced worlds, that happens. But, not in America, where two members of the voting population include "The Gruesome Twosome."
Last week, I had the misfortune of following one of them to their car. This is the bumper sticker I saw.
Seriously. Because it makes total sense to me for this country to be led by a failed Secretary of State/possible felon and an entitled lawyer/would-be school nutritionist.
Pray for us, please.
Dinner last night: Hamburger patty and vegetables.
Thursday, May 7, 2015
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