Christmas Albums You Don't Want

 Gone With The Wind Meets Santa Claus.

 I need a little Golddigger.

For Jimmy Pelham fans only.   You know who you are.

 Hope there's a grooming kit in one of those presents.

 And you thought he was just about the elves.

Now that's a duet.

Well, as long as it's the uncut version.

 And you worry about cats eating the tinsel?

 Mrs. Claus might be the last to know.

Not that Tiny Tim.

 Your basic Yuletide minstrel show.

Could Travolta's head look any more plastic??

Dinner last night:  Orange chicken and broccoli.