The February Mug Shots - Special T-Shirt Edition

 Obviously a frequent customer.

My wish is three to five years.

 Probably lifted some quarters from the collection plate.

 Look.   She put her picture on the shirt.

 You should have listened to your own t-shirt.

 Now you're have plenty of time to crack open those books.

 And also now a convict.

 Don't you want to know what the rest of the shirt says?

 And look where it got you.

 The newest resident of Gotham City Jail.

 There'll be a substitute teacher tomorrow.

To do what?   Please insert your own joke here.

Dinner last night:  Flank steak at Palomino.