The Mugs of October

 Hitler's nephew...

 ...and cousin.

 "Does this prison have an open mike night?"

Down the hall to the right. 

 He must part his hair in the back.

 Sad, but this is somebody's grandmother.

 The bow makes the outfit.

 Arrested for robbing a medical supply store.

 O-tay!

 Guards need to be extra careful with this scary mess.

 Reminds me of a math teacher I once had.

Beauty rest.

Dinner last night:  Chopped kale salad with bacon.