The Mugs of September 2019

Backstory on this clown.  He got arrested in Barcelona, Spain for smuggling in some cocaine under his toupee.   Note the first photo.

 Let me guess.  He likes heavy metal.

 Because friends don't come with bail bonds.

 How long do you want us to hold it for you?

 Begging to differ.

 That is, if you are granting wishes to Big Bubba in the shower.

 Is the Pope aware of this?

 OMG.   They're arrested Johnny Depp...and he's defecting to Russia!

 The dog is better looking.

 Or maybe run faster.

 This is somebody's grandpa.

This man and his wife actually share brassieres.

Dinner last night:  Beef and pan roasted tomatoes in balsamic jam.