Thursday, August 7, 2008

Three Good Arguments That Jesus Was...

As I muddle through Chicago humidity,

I rarely pay attention to internet jokes, but this was too good not to post. Maybe you have seen it.



Three Good Arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everybody "brother."

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He didn't get a fair trial.

Or.......

Three Good Arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into his father's business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

Or........

Three Good Arguments that Jesus Came from California:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.

Or.................

Three Good Arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature.

2. He ate a lot of fish.

3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

Or........

Three Good Arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

Or...................

Three Good Arguments that Jesus was a Woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

3. Even when he was dead, he still had to get up because there was still work to do.

Dinner last night: Some big honking steak at Daniel Burke's Primehouse in Chicago.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just how big is a "big, honking steak?"

Anonymous said...

So, "honking" works out to 25 ounces. You decided on a side of beef during August in Chicago?