Dog Day Wednesday

Now where did I put that fallout shelter?

---So, North Korea is blowing up shit. And you thought it was all so innocent when you went into Chinatown every year to buy your Fourth of July cherry bombs?

---I might be wrong but I'm pretty sure I saw that Kim Jong working for KAOS in an episode of Get Smart.

---And it's now official from the picture above: North Korea has their own Golddiggers.

---I doubt they'll shoot anything towards Los Angeles. Too many of their cousins already live here.

---And, of course, why target an area which features your favorite meal? Dodger Dogs.

---I watched President Urkel give a statement on this Korean nonsense and noticed a few isolated gray speckles in his hair. Which means there are a lot of gray speckles in his hair that have already been touched up.

---I say that, in about a year, Obama atarts to look like Benson from the TV show Soap.

---I love when Presidents pick Supreme Court nominees and try to portray them as unbiased, non-political choices.

---Because they are anything but.

---Now we might have the first Latina wearing a black robe. And she's from the Bronx to boot.

---A Hispanic from the Bronx? Yeah, throw a pencil.

---With a Puerto Rican headed to the Supreme Court, there is now no way that an innocent White woman survives this year's parade in New York.

---I wonder how the new Justice rules on groping and raping done by her fellow countrymen.

---This chiquita also went to Cardinal Spellman High School and now I want my friends who went there to dig up the real dirt.

---I want to know that she didn't pay for her Sloppy Joe sandwich during Tuesday lunch period.

---And there's bonus points if her gym shorts weren't clean.

---She is not in touch with the common folk. I don't care how many cockroaches were running around her kitchen.

---All these Justices are an embarrassment. On top sides of the fence. From that professional Oreo Cookie Clarence Thomas to that shriveled-up old harpie Ruth Biddy Ginsburg.

---Let's face it. There is no bigger joke than the Supreme Court.

---Well, maybe one. The United Nations.

---What did that bunch of kooks ever do besides make us kids walk around with orange coin containers on Halloween?

---The way the UN reacted to North Korea, I saw Ricky Ricardo show more muscle when Lucy bought a new hat.

---Quick, anybody! Nancy Pelosi is overseas in China. How do we revoke her passport today???

---If you're a Met fan looking to buy a player's jersey, I am guessing that the last one you want to wear is one that reads "Putz."

Dinner last night: Frankfurters and salad.