Friday, June 5, 2009

More From The Land of Awkward

One picture is often worth a thousand idiots.

Do not use the Super Cuts this family visited. The hair is more than teased. It is ridiculed.

Thanks for dressing, asshole. And on a national holiday to boot.

And to think that my grandmother grew rhubarb. Her plants never looked like these idiots.

Is it me or does this guy have the same eerie look that Anthony Perkins sported at the end of "Psycho?" And what is she holding? Looks like one of those creme-filled Drake cupcakes.

The Family 139. Think about it.

Printed exclusively for the delight and amusement of Mr. Anonymous from the Barbara Judith Deluxe Furnished Apartments on Hollywood Boulevard.

Aunt Bessie's last good lei.

Dinner last night: Bacon, onion, and cheese omelette at Cafe 50s Diner.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

You know her undies are not dry.

Anonymous said...

You also know she begged Mama to go on the coaster like the pest she is and now regrets it.

Mama's had a few too many Sno-Cones.