How long has that child been growing on your head?
Dad was a real dummy.
Hey, our bands are on too tight!
They're part family, part dust mops.
Never have a community bath during a diarrhea outbreak.
Cain and Abel go to Sears Portrait Studios.
He doesn't have a tailor. He has a gardener.
I don't care how beautiful pregnancy can be. This ain't a pretty sight.
Perilously close to the business end of a dog's lunch.
The January special on Match.com.
Dinner last night: Scrambled egg whites and bacon.
Friday, January 25, 2013
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Wow, just wow. I'm guessing refugees from the eighties.
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