Friday, January 25, 2013

A Blizzard of Awkward

How long has that child been growing on your head?
 Dad was a real dummy.
Hey, our bands are on too tight!
 They're part family, part dust mops.
 Never have a community bath during a diarrhea outbreak.
 Cain and Abel go to Sears Portrait Studios.
 He doesn't have a tailor.  He has a gardener.
 I don't care how beautiful pregnancy can be.  This ain't a pretty sight.
 Perilously close to the business end of a dog's lunch.
 The January special on Match.com.

Dinner last night:  Scrambled egg whites and bacon.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Wow, just wow. I'm guessing refugees from the eighties.