Your Awkward Thanksgiving Photos for 2014

Smoked turkey.

I'll pass the cranberries.   You pass me the baby.

Don't you love Grandma's ink?

 I'll have some stuffing, Norman.  Norman?  Norman?

 The original Pilgrims probably had to pee in the woods.  Not so in this century.

Thanksgiving at the home of teen-age Jerry Lewis.

Why buy a real pilgrim hat when some cardboard will do?

Voted Most Likely to Drown Her Children When She Turns 30.

 Straight from the beauty parlor to your Thanksgiving table.

God, I hate my mother-in-law.

 I can see his giblets.

Some watch the parade.   Others tune into football.  And there are some homes that settle down for some old fashioned Thanksgiving porn.

Dinner last night:  Sandwich and salad.