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Arrested mid-Toni Permanent.

Arrested mid-nap.

 That should get her another six months.

I guess comb overs are illegal.

Bob Hope called.  He wants his nose back.

 He's got a gag in his mouth.  I hope he gets to tell it.

 Who's cooking up some escargots?

 Yeah, I smell something, too.

 Rebecca of Sunnybrook Prison.

 Who's got some Bactine?

Your dry cleaning is ready.

With apologies to Judy Garland...A Convict Is Born.

Dinner last night:   Stir fry vegetables in garlic sauce.