Friday, July 1, 2016

Booked on the Fourth of July

 Heil Hitler!
At ease....for the next three to six months.
 Also works as an eyebrow substitute.
 Donald Trump's sister.
 What happens when Viagra starts to manufacture a styling mousse.
 He'll have plenty of time to keep weaving that hair.
 Those mid-haircut arrests are a bitch.
 Please send this man a Dollar Shave Club gift certificate.
 "Do I have spinach in my teeth?"
 "No, I'm not on anything."

Dinner last night:  Barbecue ranch chopped salad.

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