The Back-to-School Photo

 You just know that he's annoying in Math class.

 Voted "Most Likely to Become a Cashier at Walmart." 
 Just what is that photographer doing right now?

 "Wilbur!"

 If you keep scowling, your face will do that permanently.

 Hey, turn off the freakin' fan!

 Mom kept running out of fabric when she was making Junior's school outfit.

 This hair wasn't teased.   It was downright ridiculed.

 Dad's a barber with failing eyesight.

 "Sally and the Narcoleptic Spelling Bee."

 Will somebody please beat the shit out of him?

Somebody watched one too many reruns of "Rhoda."

Dinner last night:  Had a long and exhausting day of travel.  Just some ice cream at the NY apartment.