Three Days of Hard Labor Day

 No worries.   Your prison is all men.

 I've heard of ringworm, but this is ridiculous.

 I'll say.

Um, you got caught.

 Also doubles as his Facebook profile photo.

 Arrested for stealing asparagus.

 No.

 You don't.

 Got milk?

I hope she wasn't busted for prostitution.

Well, he knows his rights.

How far around does this go?

Dinner last night:  Chicken satay bowl at Chop House.