It's Not Just The Ides of March You Should Fear

 

Oh, my goodness.  They've arrested God!

 It ain't gonna work, kid.  We all know you're White.

 

 Bacon strips and....probably water.

 Yeah, you're kung fu-cked.

 You'll wake up some morning and find those gold teeth missing.

 I don't think that's grape jelly.

 It's not going to be a circus where you're going.

 You should have read the handwriting on your face.

 Oh, you've been in the prison shower already?

Throw away the key, please.

Dinner last night:  Swedish meatballs.