Mugtober

 

You may not need drugs, but you sure do need a lawyer.

Let's hope the thing lying on his head is dead.

"I'm not on drugs.  Really.  I'm not."

Oh, my God!  They've arrested Whitney Houston's corpse!

Obama's dream was a 10 million dollar mansion in Martha's Vineyard. 

"Shit.  And I was registered to vote and everything."

Celebrating America's independence, look who lost theirs.

Comb please to Cell Block H.

So, was the pack of gum worth it?

"Damn new razor blades."

Dinner last night:  Teriyaki noodles.