The Mugs of October

 What wall?

 Looks like she used ink toner for those eyebrows.

 His nose runs faster than he did.

 Need Lawyer, Not Money or Friends.

 Shenanigans = Jail Time.

 Exactly.

 OMG!  They've arrested Harry Potter!!

 That criminal kissing booth at the county fair.

 Arrested for stealing advent calendars.

 Arrested and then apparently tried to microwave cake batter.

 Fill in your own caption.

Peek-a-boo.

Dinner last night:  Dodger Dog at the game.