Six More Wednesdays of Winter

For those of you who buy into rodent prognosticators...

---Does anybody actually care about this creature except a couple of goofballs in some dump out in Pennsylvania?

---You want to know how much winter is left? Find out when pitchers and catchers report to spring training.

---After the nuttiness of Stupor Tuesday, it becomes even more apparent that, regardless of who becomes President, it will be one term and out.

---As Chief Executive, Obama Bin Laden will be so inept and create such dissension in this country that he will be tossed out like yesterday's Domino's Pizza.

---Hillary would get bounced primarily because every male in the country would feel like they have a second mother-in-law.

---McCain would be a smarter version of Bush, but his GI Joe approach to the war would spark a return of hippie power.

---Indeed, given the intense media coverage these days, it will be very, very difficult for any President to serve two terms. Ever.

---I did love the videos of Hillary and Bill coughing their brains out after campaigning like crazy. Bill obviously had something in his throat.

---And that's the first time he's been on the receiving end.

---I love the way these candidates, all senators, have to return to their mother ships when they need to vote. States that they have neglected for months.

---Obooboo has been gone from Illinois so long that he had to turn his clocks back one hour.

---Did you ever see anybody eat a donut in one of those polling places?

---They keep talking about how America's young people are coming out in droves for Obama.

---Do you want the Nintendo generation selecting your next leader?

---If you want to see how stupid our youth have become, take a look at some resumes from recent college graduates.

---SPELLCHECK!

---I once saw a resume where the kid actually misspelled his address.

---And nobody writes cover letters with complete sentences anymore. The only place where you can get away with short, clipped sentences is in this blog.

---"I'm gonna vote for Hilery Klintion."

---Voting for Hillary and watching the Super Bowl for the first time in 26 years. Somebody run a brain scan on me stat.

---This also scared the pellets out of me. I took ABC News' Presidential match. She is apparently my ideal candidate!

---As my good friend, the Bibster, said, my viewing of the Super Bowl is the biggest news since we got cigars from Cuba.

---Anybody check e-Bay for a "19-0" t-shirt?

---Eli Manning and David Tyree will never ever pay for dinner and drinks in New York.

---Manning was so cagey that he looked like one of those personal injury attorneys at Three Mile Island.

---I figure my Super Bowl fandom is over for another 26 years. Unless, of course, the Jets ever get in.

---Make that 52 years.

---I heard that the steroids committee interviewed Andy Pettitte for three hours.

---Of course, it probably took him two hours to spell his name for the court stenographer.

---Andy's got a face that just screams "C minus average."

---Roger Clemens, we'd like to introduce you to the tires on the 5th Avenue Bus.

---If you get a chance, watch the fantastic PBS documentary on Sargent Shriver, who was the inventor of the Peace Corps. And apparently the flea soap.

Dinner last night: Roast beef sandwich from Clementine's.