Never less than ten commandments here.
---Well, they can finally get that rifle out of Charlton Heston's "cold, dead hands."
---It's sad that this guy's last screen appearance was when he had his property trespassed by that fat slob Michael Moore in "Bowling for Columbine."
---If Chuck had a rifle, he should have used it that day.
---Hopefully, Michael Moore will suffer the same fate as Heston and become a blithering, incoherent mess.
---No, wait, he already is.
---I know people who knew Mr. Heston and he was an extremely gracious and generous man who just happened to possess some very strange political stances.
---Who doesn't?
---It was odd to see the news clips on Heston. In one of his last interviews before going private, he and his wife sat down for a one-on-one with...Peter Jennings.
---And he checks out two years before Chuck. Weird.
---If Ronald Reagan was teflon, Hillary Clinton is velcro. Cheez, everything sticks to her.
---She just can't get out of her own way. Now she's getting strung up for telling a story about some woman who died after being refused medical treatment from a hospital.
---A story which never happened.
---It's like Alfalfa and Spanky are running her campaign. Next thing you know, they'll have Bill be one of the judges for the "Miss Teen USA" beauty pageant.
---The airlines shelve some planes to fix defects and they make it look like a consumer promotion.
---"We're American Airlines. We'll Get You There in One Piece."
---"Or Maybe Two."
---How long will it be before we see the Mets' Aaron Heilman with a potato sack over his head in Flushing Bay?
---I can already see Joe Torre's influence on the Dodgers. The batters are all working deep counts and making the opposing pitchers work.
---Everybody except, of course, Andruw Jones. Mr. Misspelling swings at the ball like Ralph Kramden tried to attack that golf ball.
---Except Kramden weighed less.
---"Hello, Ball. Goodbye, Druw."
---Which means that games in the last week of September won't be over till Thanksgiving.
---Watching the Final Four Championship game, I wanted to know who got the tattoo franchise for the NCAA. Practically every player was inked up in some fashion.
---One kid looked like the Jerome Avenue 4 train in 1979.
---Thanks to high def, I think I got to read one dude's term paper on Dickens that was written between his right shoulder and wrist.
---It has come to this. Starbucks had coupons for a free coffee in most newspapers on Tuesday.
---It's just a matter of time before they lower themselves to being served in a Sunoco, right next to the Drake's Cakes rack.
---Since Disneyland is refurbishing the "It's A Small World" ride because too many fat people are bottoming out the boats, they are making other changes as well. Adding Disney characters throughout the ride.
---And the ride purists are going nuts. As if Pluto shouldn't have the freedom to live amongst Asians if he wanted to.
---No, wait, he already does.
---As for me, I hate the ride. You get the same effect looking for a parking spot in the Cross County Shopping Center during the holiday shopping season.
---There's some sort of nonsense with them running around with the Olympic torch. I have no idea what that's about, but I thought we just had the Olympics.
---When did they become monthly?
---Netflix suggestion: Take a look at the documentary "Jimmy Carter: Man from Plains." It is fascinating.
---While I was not a fan of the guy, I got to give him props for suggesting in his book that the Israel-Palestine conflict might not be so one-sided.
---Good for you, Jimbo. Have a cashew on me.
Dinner last night: Turkey reuben at the Cheesecake Factory.
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