Saturday, May 3, 2008

The Heartbeat of America, Part 2




More bad pictures from truly weird folks. The thought process behind any of these baffles me.

This bunch to the right could be watching Grandma off-camera try to remove her girdle over her head. Or perhaps they just came home
from a very one-sided tennis match.

The dude to the left scares me in a "I blow up dogs, toy soldiers, and abortion clinics" sort of way. Wardrobe by Chess King.

These people were the prime reason why widescreen DVDs were invented. Her slacks must be manufactured by the same people who designed Todd AO cameras. You just know that, after this
photo session at Sears, they waddled right down to the food court and loaded up on eight or nine Hot Dogs-on-a-Stick.

That's Kevin just below. And proof positive that even Match.com has a reject pile. He likes long walks in the park, good books, and visits to the proctologist.

The three pinheads to the right might be Lou Ferrigno's family. Because there is no better familiial bond than taking steroids. It's probably two brothers and a sister. And you just know that they all have slept in the same bed at least twice. Recently.



Words not needed for the photo just above. This is from the Barack Obama family archives. It's his long lost brother Lamont, his wife Quanisha, and their adorable little daughter Pussywillow. The kid needs to stay out of any room that has a ceiling fan. Afro Sheen deliveries are made to their house on Mondays and Thursday.

Dinner last night: Hamburger and pasta salad.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Say it loud. We Black and we proud.