The Mugs Fall Off the Trees Every October

You may not need drugs, but you sure do need a lawyer.

Let's hope the thing lying on his head is dead.

"I'm not on drugs.  Really.  I'm not."

Oh, my God!  They've arrested Whitney Houston's corpse!

Obama hopes you eventually change.

"Shit.  And I was registered to vote and everything."

Celebrating America's independence, look who lost theirs.

Comb please to Cell Block H.

So, was the pack of gum worth it?

"Damn new razor blades."

Dinner last night:  Turkey burger, potato salad, and cole slaw in the NY apartment.