Remember Vinyl Record Album Covers?

I sure hope you don't remember these.

Who?

And...who?

Somebody needs to send the name of this album back to the Marketing Department.

And her phone number is?

I guess not all of them love hydrants.

This is after Geraldine broke up with Jerry Mahoney.

 ...and then I called my lawyer.

She comes with strings attached.

"You see how this record has a hole in the middle?"

And, inexplicably, the back of the album has all the lyrics for a sing-along.

"You think these are blue?  Wait till I show you the veins in my leg."

Dinner last night:  Leftover sausage and salad.