T'was The Mug Before Christmas And All Through The Jail....

Get your own Marge Simpson hairdo for the holidays.

Be careful with that egg nog.

He's not getting that damn Ebola and ruining the holidays.

Another Christmas fruit cake.

Yeah, me mad.

That's what your lawyer is saying right now.

Gee, that's a funny looking elf hat.

Arrested for reindeer abuse.

Oh, that old excuse.

All I want for Christmas is two new front teeth.

Grandma just before she got run over by a reindeer.

What the smart pimp wears around the holidays.

Dinner last night:  Ribeye steak at Morton's in Woodland Hills.