Happy New Mug 2015

Tongue out, don't shoot.

Cut himself shaving.

Cut himself slicing an apple.

 Damn those mumps!

I swear that was my Bingo card.

No, that was my Bingo card.

 Some assembly required.

 I got any Cheetos in my teeth?

Prostitute also available to act as a floor mop.

Way too much relaxer.

Princess Leia Goes to Harlem.

If you pull her hair, does the butler bring breakfast?

Dinner last night:   Homemade pizza with garlic and dried capacollo.