America's Selfie Parade

 When fertility drugs go past their expiration date.

 OMG!   Young Steve Martin is strangling his mother.

 He failed Belts 101.

 Hair styles by Tupperware.

 The John Lennon fan club meeting will now come to order.

 Jurassic Honeymoon.

 Those mesh beach chairs can be a bitch.

 The first time a bug is outside a nose.

It could be worse.  The bathing suit could be on her.

 Bill Clinton, Age 9.

 And the photographer is her father, who is a horse's...

I know I've gonna get some flack on this...will someone please slap this child?

Dinner last night:   Chopped steak and diced tomatoes.