If It's Wednesday, This Must Be Oprah

It’s my goal now to find every unflattering photo of Oprah that’s available on the internet. In this one, her hair’s as big as her ass.

---Actually, this photo sort of reminds me of that Little Rascals short where Buckwheat goes through the haunted house.

---So, how does this work? You load Turbotax on your computer and it tells you not to pay your taxes for a few years? Sweet.

---You do know that if this new Treasury Secretary had been put up by anybody else but Obama, he would have been tarred and feathered.

---Of course, given how inept Republicans have been, their selection for a Cabinet spot probably would have been caught playing Guitar Hero.

---Don’t be awed by those big attendance numbers for the inauguration. Lots of people with time on their hands because they’re out of work.

---So, President Obama’s first TV interview is with an Arab TV network?? Huh? What’s next? A guest appearance on “America’s Funniest Politicians?”

---Michael Jackson may be headed to Broadway. Staging a production based on his old Thriller album.

---And he’s praying he gets the theater next to “Billy Eliot” where all those young boys are dancing every night.

---From what I could see, it’s now fitting that Susan Sarandon presented one of the SAG awards. Least Supporting Chin and Cleavage.

---If you think that was particularly nasty, I blame it all on Turbotax.

---As many awards as Heath Ledger gets from Hollywood, he’s still dead.

---Once again, Turbotax.

---After about five years worth of reminders, they had to move that digital TV switch from February 17 to June.

---If you haven’t gotten your act together and ditched those rabbit ears, you don’t deserve to have television in the first place.

---I am loving all that Caroline Kennedy - Senate nonsense from NY as orchestrated by that blind dumbbell Governor David Patterson.

---I read somewhere that Patterson, now looked to be re-elected, wants to share his vision for New York State.

---Go ahead. You take the joke.

---Let's get real. The guy is an accidental Governor. He only got the job because Elliot Spitzer was too stupid not to get caught wearing only a condom and black socks.

---Re-elect Patterson? I'm guessing his next job will be at a community center stringing some beads.

---The Super Bowl is Sunday? I'll let you know what movie I am going to see instead of watching the game.

Dinner last night: Antipasto salad.