Wednesday, January 28, 2009

If It's Wednesday, This Must Be Oprah

It’s my goal now to find every unflattering photo of Oprah that’s available on the internet. In this one, her hair’s as big as her ass.

---Actually, this photo sort of reminds me of that Little Rascals short where Buckwheat goes through the haunted house.

---So, how does this work? You load Turbotax on your computer and it tells you not to pay your taxes for a few years? Sweet.

---You do know that if this new Treasury Secretary had been put up by anybody else but Obama, he would have been tarred and feathered.

---Of course, given how inept Republicans have been, their selection for a Cabinet spot probably would have been caught playing Guitar Hero.

---Don’t be awed by those big attendance numbers for the inauguration. Lots of people with time on their hands because they’re out of work.

---So, President Obama’s first TV interview is with an Arab TV network?? Huh? What’s next? A guest appearance on “America’s Funniest Politicians?”

---Michael Jackson may be headed to Broadway. Staging a production based on his old Thriller album.

---And he’s praying he gets the theater next to “Billy Eliot” where all those young boys are dancing every night.

---From what I could see, it’s now fitting that Susan Sarandon presented one of the SAG awards. Least Supporting Chin and Cleavage.

---If you think that was particularly nasty, I blame it all on Turbotax.

---As many awards as Heath Ledger gets from Hollywood, he’s still dead.

---Once again, Turbotax.

---After about five years worth of reminders, they had to move that digital TV switch from February 17 to June.

---If you haven’t gotten your act together and ditched those rabbit ears, you don’t deserve to have television in the first place.

---I am loving all that Caroline Kennedy - Senate nonsense from NY as orchestrated by that blind dumbbell Governor David Patterson.

---I read somewhere that Patterson, now looked to be re-elected, wants to share his vision for New York State.

---Go ahead. You take the joke.

---Let's get real. The guy is an accidental Governor. He only got the job because Elliot Spitzer was too stupid not to get caught wearing only a condom and black socks.

---Re-elect Patterson? I'm guessing his next job will be at a community center stringing some beads.

---The Super Bowl is Sunday? I'll let you know what movie I am going to see instead of watching the game.

Dinner last night: Antipasto salad.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

You outdid yourself. Today's pic (Black Bride of Frankenstein?) trumps the first one. Who's her hairdresser--a South Side crackhead? More please.

Anonymous said...

Are the fingers pointing up to receive signals from the Mother Ship? Alien mind control.

Len said...

And, in an odd quirk of fate, I might not be posting any more pix like this anytime soon for reasons I will have to explain off-line.

News on Dodger Friday night games in 2009. Bad news: the start times are back to 7:10PM. Good news: Fireworks every Friday.

Anonymous said...

7:10's cool and fireworks every Friday is GREAT. I'm there.

Anonymous said...

Oprah's weirder the second time around.