The 2014 Edition of Christmas Albums From Hell

When you want to counter that friend who keeps playing those damn dogs barking out "Jingle Bells."

Just how many editions of this group did we ultimately endure?

Limited availability in some states.

Gisele MacKenzie.   Only my grandmother knew who she was.  Unfortunately, she didn't have a record player.

Happy holidays from C-listers John Tesh and Connie Sellecca.  It's okay if you say "who."

Used as Muzak in public bathrooms all over Beverly Hills.

Music To Take Up Hems By.

And I wonder where the mistletoe is Hung.

Oomph pa pa pa.  

Another Christmas album brought to you by a Jewish performer.

Listen to it on Christmas Day while you're eating Chinese food.

Like everybody's annoying uncle at the Christmas dining room table.

Dinner last night:  Had a long travel day back to LA.  But a business class upgrade made it palatable.   Enjoyed a stuffed portobello mushroom.