Let's All Dance Around the Mug Pole This May

 "It" has been arrested.

 Does Spock know what you did?

 If he was convicted of robbery, I hope he was trying to steal a chin.

Nothing but water now.

 Can you imagine Lenscrafters trying to measure her for glasses?

 Well, we know J. Edgar didn't run this division...

 Merrily we go to jail, go to jail...

Apparently.

 Michelle Obama called.  She wants her wig back.

 It never is.

It sure did.

Um, not yet.

Dinner last night:  Pepperoni pizza and salad.