Will You Go To Prom With Me?

 Plaid must have been in.

 These two chicks look like extras from "Bonanza."

 My hair is bigger than your hair.

 The carpet may not match the drapes, but she does.

 M-I-C....

 Saturday Night Virus.

 And the best dressed dorks are...

 Guess which year in the 80s....

 Edward Scissorhands goes to prom.

 That's not a dress.  It's my grandmother's plastic slipcovers.

 Hey, you want to see my honey tree.

And whose honey tree did she already visit?

Dinner last night:  Steak and salad.