Friday, December 14, 2012

Have Yourself an Awkward Little Christmas

Need a gift idea for Chubby?  How about some clothing?
Christmas lights...and children are always tough to untangle.
Hope somebody gives him a truss for Christmas.
What happens when your local Italian restaurant liquidates at Christmas time.
I suppose this is not a family of volleyball players.
Is that a star on top of your tree or are you just happy to see me?
Clearance sale: who wants some used children?
Somebody got a chemical peel for Christmas.
Season's greetings from your neighborhood nudist colony.
Just what he always wanted.

Dinner last night:  Back in LA.  A bacon and cheddar cheese omelet.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

God, not before breakfast.

Anonymous said...

America is weird, man. Real weird.