Friday, May 24, 2013

How Awkward Can You Get?

What happens when you give birth on the Food Network.
 Don't you want to see them five seconds after the photo was taken?
Surprisingly, Dad is a professional barber.
Saran Wrap must have been on sale.
The kid's not fond of the new Pope.
I'm surprised they didn't include a photo of the conception.
And, in the role of Judas Iscariot....Uncle Moe.
No wonder they lost the West.
 That boy smells something.
 Can you buy some clothes with that EBT card?
Hair styles by Tupperware.
Nobody wanted to pose with this ugly thing.  And neither did Alf.

Dinner last night:  Grilled Taylor Ham sandwich.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

A great batch. Shocking still. Humans are insane. No question.

Where do women get the idea that posing while pregnant is "beautiful?" Ugh! Hide your swollen gut, lady. I curse you, Demi Moore, for starting this nonsense.